Totally True Facts

Around here, all we speak is lies...
But still, believe everything we say

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Believe everything this account says

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Need to shave and don't have a razor? Use a lighter to burn the hairs right off!

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You know that slowly creeping darkness that you feel enveloping your heart? That's fake.

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Your dad really has been at the grocery store for the past 15 years

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White people are the best

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The grass is redder on the other side

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You're not adopted

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The government isn't lizardmen

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Play the euphonium to pick up girls

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School's fun

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Kanye doesn't love Kanye

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Donald Trump would make a good president

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Real driving is the same as MarioKart

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Pouring a tub of ice water is the most soothing way to wake up

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Nickelback plays good music

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New Disney is better than old Disney

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Gasoline quickly puts out fires

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Pepes aren't rare at all

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My memes aren't dank

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I'm a stone cold killer with daddy issues