Alyssa Casper

It's like I've got this music in my mind sayin' it's gonna be alright.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

If you’re single and looking to get married, I’d suggest going on The Bachelor.

You probably won’t find a spouse but you’ll wind up selling stuff on the internet and that’s cool too.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

It took about until lunchtime today for me to figure out I had spit up on my shirt. #justmomthings

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Onyeka says she would never call Nicole “mentally unstable” and then within the same breath says “Nicole is psycho.” 🙄 #TheBachelor #bachelornation

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

@heatherwisler Holy Ground... I do wish it was All Too Well, but i’m still ok with this.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

So I figured out I have a pattern. All I tweet about is #bachelornation #starbucks and #pregnancy. I don’t lead a very exciting life.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

@lindseyseuren the worst!! there’s no more room!

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

@lindseyseuren @Avengers I was a wreck for a while. I’m still a little bit in denial.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Yesterday I started crying in a Starbucks with a PSL in my hand. Literally the happiest place I could ever hope to be. What triggered it? My husband accidentally pushed a chair into me. This is pregnancy. #hormones #pregnancyproblems

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Eric is literally trying so hard to make this “all in” thing have nothing to do with him. Just accept fault dude. #bacheloreinparadise

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Finally sent the husband on an obligatory ice cream run, because isn’t that what you’re supposed to do when you’re pregnant? #30weeks #pregnancycravings

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Fall, is it really you?
Pumpkin Spice Latte is back. #PSL

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Kenny and Eric have definitely read “Who Moved My Cheese?” and are taking notes. #BachelorInParadise

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Everyone stop forcing Colton to be on BIP. It’s okay that he’s not okay and that he’s not ready! Why has no one told him this?! Listen, I’ll just be the new therapist for all of Bachelor Nation. #hireme #BachelorNation #BachelorInParadise

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Colton needs a therapist. #BachelorInParadise

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

I see we’ve reached the point in the pregnancy where the baby decides which side I sleep on... And also has decided that bed time is when it would like to practice its gymnastics.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Literally sobbed at The Bachelorette finale. Idk if it’s the pregnancy hormones or just that I love Blake so gosh darn much. You aren’t alone, Blake!! #BlakeForBachelor #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

Being pregnant in the summertime is really tough. That is all. #swollenfeet #pregnancy #22weeks

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

@heatherwisler It totally has taste! Because I got Cinnamon Life! Mama ain’t raise no fool.

[Alyssa Casper @atothelyssaa]

So I didn’t think pregnancy cravings were going to be that intense until I wanted Life cereal for about a week and finally got it. Oh man! It was like heaven. #lifecereal #pregnancyproblems