Squidgerella

18+ please, darlings. Humerous sicko with a good attitude. Hashtaggame addict (it's cheaper than drugs). Yes, I'm a freaking writer.

[Squidgerella @atothemfj]

Diet Coke #MakeUpANewGumFlavor

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I'm 2 old 2 twerk but 2 young 2 die 😢

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@Marytesche agh I don't know what to wear to SWAMC. Please look nice for both of us 🙃.

[wordsmith cat @I_am_not_E]

#InOrderToThrive you need a Thriver's Lithence

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@TikaBoo4U you must have your privacy settings on so nobody can retweet your cute n funny azz

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@TikaBoo4U why can't I retweet you

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#withouthealthcare we bohemian types will all die off, bringing the right closer to its Wonder Bread #maga fantasy

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#ProcrastinationIn4words

My grout needs cleaning

[Squidgerella @atothemfj]

Happy New Year to my enemies:

The cashier at quick mart who gave me a dented can of Diet Coke and also Donald Trump.

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

I resolve to teach my cat proper spelling and grammar

#RejectedResolutions

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Give a shit.

#RejectedResolutions

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Innagaddadavinci Baby

#geniussongs

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My dream is to land a federal contract to provide Rogaine to bald eagles.

#dreams #merica

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Dastardly!!! #ThingsIYellWhenICum

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times!

#ThingsIYellWhenICum

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Who wore it best? Trump or Putin?

#WebsitesWeWillSeeIn2017

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Have a black friend. #SitcomResolutions

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Yammy Stardust and the Taters from Mars

#AddPotatoesImproveAnything

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If your dog can't bend at the waist, it's not truly a bow-wow.

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Sim City is a stupid game. Let me go administer a city and not get paid! #nope