Augie Touris

Texas El Paso and CCSU alum.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[Jedi @dhe3g]

I’ll NEVER understand why LeBron did this 😂

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[j @thickyrubio]

Good on her for saying it because every time the US has a pants shitting embarrassing loss the first thing we get is a retired guy like Dempsey saying how proud they are and how much heart the team showed. Those dudes played like complete ass tonight and people should say so.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Imagine if Obama was directly connected to Epstein, made $2 billion off crypto scams, grifted a $400 million plane form Arab Royals, and started and lost a war with Iran.

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

I love how Jamie Foxx is always defending LeBron in these IG comments, he just like us 💯

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

James Bond actor Roger Moore says ‘SKYFALL’ is the best Bond movie ever made.

“Daniel Craig is, without a doubt, the Bond. He has just got it all. He brings to Bond the killer instinct.“

“Skyfall is just an extraordinary piece of motion picture. It guaranteed another 50 years.”

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

We need a new law stating that if you can pay $2,000 a month for rent banks must acknowledge the fact you can afford to pay a $1,400 mortgage

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[LeBron Factory @LeBronFactory]

Doc Rivers with probably the realist words ever said about LeBron -

“With MJ we allowed him to grow into greatness. With LeBron we didn’t & he STILL over achieved. He’s had some of the biggest clutch games in NBA history yet no one knows it.” 💯👑

[Albatross @albatross_216]

She looked up like “ 🥹you brought this back for me?”

[onion person @CantEverDie]

jan 6 is going to be one of those events historians look back at in 100 years questioning how the hell absolutely no one was punished for this, and instead rewarded for it 10 times over

[🆘🗯️ @twnkiehuntr]

He missed the first attempt, was a foot over the line, and Dr J did it first

Brainwashed ass generation. Don’t even realize how Nike propaganda ruined you

[Nate Geary @NateGearySports]

Carolina hadn’t been tested at all. I’m sick.

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Notice how MJ is not here..

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

A reminder:

Erika Kirk on the death of Charlie: "Even if God gave him the option, I wouldn’t want to bring him back."

Thomas Massie on the death of his wife: "I cry every day. I would do anything to see her again."

Only one of these is a human reaction. The other is demonic.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.

Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.

Social media + rage bait ruined that

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

this exactly how Florida looks too lmfao