Terry Townsend

5 time winner of the Dungog International. Tennis opinion maker. Professional restringer. Michael Chang fan club member. Boris Beckers drinking partner.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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We're kicking off the weekend with Pride Night at @TMobilePark, so hit that retweet button for a chance to win this Pride Prize Pack thanks to the @MarinersStore!

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@SeeratS18656094 @braddavo But did you win?

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@MR_PROPagiorgio @JRODshow44 @Gatorade How many MLB home runs you got champ. You’d probably struggle drinking a whole Gatorade. Maybe try Hatorade - the drink for twitter heros!

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@FitzySA Fitzy continuing his love affair with umpires.

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@ajtwenty2 @theprojecttv Read some of your tweets, fuck you are a tool!

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@corybernardi I know this one! The racist says to the pirate “Fuck it’s hard being @corybernardi! And seriously the only person dumber than me is fucking @macsween_prue!”

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@CrowForm @Racing Yes what we need at race meetings are more pissed as fuck 18 year olds making hard for us pissed as fuck 40 year olds to get even more pissed!!!

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@FOXNRL @TheParraEels sort this shit out! If the players don’t want to be professional get the fuck out!!! I’m tired of this shit!

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@BaggersAFL @WestCoastEagles

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@RussellHartness @Mariners Sadly no

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@FOXNRL Fucking anyone

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@vjremy1002 E - Foxtel
F - Ya Mum

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@FitzySA So what’s your solution? Only pay them in the first 3 quarters? Put the whistle away in the last quarter? Let them play? No rules at all?

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@GlennRicefan @JRODshow44 A dead shit is someone working in a concrete plant for 87hrs, buying JRod merch then throwing it away because he wore a rainbow tshirt. I’d rather work 40hrs and earn twice as much as you. Now go hop in your truck and head back to the plant!

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@RositaDaz48 @QuintonMcCaule3 Ahh I see you switched your font from "Fuckwit" to Total Fuckwit"

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@Mariners @JRODshow44 @Fred_Meyer Hopefully some luck for us overseas @Mariners fans who can’t get this stuff in Australia!!!

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Hit that retweet button for a chance to win a free, autographed box of JuliO’s from @JRODshow44! Each box sold at @Fred_Meyer stores helps support underprivileged youth in Seattle and the Dominican Republic.

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@fifthnlast Filter is on the same level as Ricky Stuart, Nathan Cleary and Jerome Luai for being overrated!

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@CaptainBosco78 @historyinmemes Yeah but your a cock so

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@RZSOvi4 @BBCWorld New Sia album