Ashley🚂

✨What a plot twist you were

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

I look like a Doctor Seuss character that went to jail #SNL #PeteDavidson #laughingsohardicantbreathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Having the whole restaurant sing Adam Happy Birthday while he mouths. “I hate you” is the best gift I could give him #happybirthday #myman #BOYFRIEND

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

You know it is a good concert when a group of women take over the men’s bathroom #dte #ladya #dariustour #girlpower

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Adam and I got his niece a robot puppy that swims and she told me to watch it while she rode her bike. 😂😂😂😂 #threeyearold #sassyniece

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

@menovak DUCK TALES OO WOO OOO!!!

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Does anyone else think fog is just God’s smoke from hot boxing heaven?

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

00’s Radio is the perfect way to slide into the weekend at Work #candyshop #iwantcandy

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Can it just be 5pm already? I have beers calling my name and a Color Run to get too🍻🍻🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️. #colorrun #FriYaY #LetGo

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Every couple sends Disney song lyrics to each other right?

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

50 year old man I work with: Why is it so dark out?
Me: Because it’s storming out, the clouds are covering the sun
50 year old: Ya but it’s 640am it should be light out
🙄😳
We need a new plague A.S.A.P

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

BRASPBERRY. Google it.

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

People who drop small animals off in the country for dead are the worst kind of people 🤬😡 #howdareyou #itsababy

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

My boyfriend started singing Hakuna Matata while checking out at Toys R Us. Sealed the deal that he is my person forever. 😍😍❤️ #hakunamatata #BOYFRIEND

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Whoever but a curse on me and gave me strap and than the flu, I am so sorry. You can have my first born if you can have me stop throwing up that would be cool. #pukedsomuch #Ijustwannaeatrealfood

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

My niece asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be a girl since he was a nurse 😂😂 Four going on sassy sixteen #savage

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

If I had a dollar for every time I had to listen to the guys at work talk about trunks, I could buy their dream trunk in cash. #differentdaysameconvo 💰💰💵🔫

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Eating spicy hummus with semi stale pretzel chips, while washing it down with flat flavored water. Adulting is fun sometimes #adulting #dinnerforaprincesss

[Ashley🚂 @atrainosterland]

Waking up next to the man you love with every piece of your heart, is the best feeling. 😍😘 #loveofmylife #myman