Adam Traver

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Like I always say...

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@ER1CH Me to Seri: "Is that the transitive or the intransitive form of the verb?"
Seri: 😕

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@ER1CH I want to make it clear that I don't support that douchebag in his efforts, but man what a weird situation we've found ourselves in. (also the previous sentence is nearly the coldest hot-take in history)

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@ER1CH Something something Elon something bots.

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@ER1CH I want to know if the text in languages other than English are grammatically sound. That'd be a feat!

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@jdonson I want to "like" this tweet, but I want to make it clear that I, in no way, "like" this scenario, but that I empathize with and feel bad about your situation and hope that clicking a button will express that.

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@ER1CH Just don't come to Japan right now... she might end up with the equivalent of a shiny nickel.

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@bradiation All so avoidable... https://t.co/XOwwHRdzAe

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@antioxygen huh, she went to my hometown's rival high school. San Ramon always thought they were fuckin' better than us? Not bitter.

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@ER1CH https://t.co/8kt5ymBCqj

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@otheralice @ER1CH Downside?!

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@jdonson @ER1CH @christapants The beginning of every recipe from '50s cookbooks: "Step 1: Melt butter."

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@jdonson Wait until you get to the weird stuff like buttered popcorn-flavored vodka and start wondering where the hell it came from/what unloving god would allow it to exist.

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@jdonson thought this might be relevant to your interests.

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@jdonson @serooo @christapants James, you're not helping.

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@christapants @jdonson Hey can you please tell my wife that it's "OK" to let go of this stuff? Thank you! @serooo

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@bradiation I prefer to ration them like potions in a video game. Might need them later!

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@bradiation Is there a Twitter equivalent of a snort, and an acknowledgement of having read something without clicking the little heart icon? Is this it?

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@laratrale Yeah but how many wheels does it have?