Tristan Labuguen

History tends to retweet itself.

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Litty 🔥 @ The Baltimore Museum of Art https://t.co/SYkblAi45b

[Just a girl @dammit_amy]

Some people you meet are just good for the soul.

[Skinnie Talls @SkinnieTalls]

Everything went according to a plan I didn't have.

[Sandra @Sanbel11]

Don't respond to a girls message with "k" unless you have 6 months worth of food supply in your basement. And bullet free vest.

[Vodka TIEM ™ (powered by whiskey) @VodkaTiem]

Take more risks, more shots and more naps.

[Boatface Chillah @PatternDeptHQ]

Retweets do not equal an endorsement but mean we are bound together through space and time for all of eternity.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who says sorry during sex.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date.

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Her: What if I'm super cold-hearted and I like to make guys feel bad about themselves?

Me: Then you're a basic bitch.

H: Oh... Yeah.

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Uber - "Hauling neglected kids since 2009."

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Wanted to wake up and smell the roses so I got drunk and passed out on my neighbor's front yard.

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Met a girl who doesn't use #Netflix. I must teach her the ways of #Daredevil and #MarcoPolo.

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left? #philosophy

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

"It is so calm here and yet so momentous in the rest of the world." #julianasphar #perspective #L525

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Can't think of a better way to end this semester. No book captures an apocalypse like this. #theplague #L525

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

#thisconnectionofeveryonewithlungs is like a diary of disasters that our minds want to forget but our hearts can't help but remember. #L525

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

A poet's job is fail better each time. Great poetry frees itself from the constraints of context and history. #L525

[Tristan Labuguen @atristankyle]

Feels like time traveling reading #thisconnectionofeveryonewithlungs. #JuliaSpahr's words capture post-9/11 America like a camera lens #L525