Dr. Roy Penis

I can finally fight my wife’s new husband Danny Crouse. You Already Shnow University ‘18.

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

This might be the funniest tweet ever.

[Flyers Clips @Flyers_Clips]

It's June 23rd

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Lionel Messi getting a haircut ahead of tomorrow's game. 🇦🇷

[george @StokeyyG2]

Turkey being ‘dark horses’ for the World Cup

[Lion (Flip you like…) 🇧🇷🇸🇳🇨🇮🇫🇷🇯🇵 @Champ_Lion]

Round of 32 secured. Early.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

It’s admirable how much they hate Lalas

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

Had dinner in Mamdani’s NYC last night and saw a girl that made me react like this. I’m in the hospital now.

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

this might be the shot of the decade

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

What about this?: Instead of Harry Kane, it’s Harry Anus.

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

Christian Pullsondick. Is this funny?

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

One of the best films I’ve ever seen

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ethan Hawke praises his ‘FIRST REFORMED’ co-star Amanda Seyfried:

“There’s something old-school about her. She’s smart and not pretentious – it’s a great combination. She’s beautiful without believing that gives her permission to be uninteresting.”

(Source: https://t.co/pHblM1r4cS)

[Luke @luketaylortcd]

There’s never been a better run than this and I don’t think anything will rival it again.

[DJ Pauly D @DJPaulyD]

🏆

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

@SidneyMoggsby Your hall of fame trio should’ve tried harder to not get their asses kicked by a bunch of on the spectrum 22 year olds

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I will see the Flyers do this before I die

[Dr. Roy Penis @atrobbiestar]

Go fuck yourself, Carter Hart. A deserved ending to his season.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.

It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Jurgen Klopp on cooling breaks:

🗣️ "Football is being held hostage by executives in air-conditioned offices. These so-called 'cooling breaks' were sold to us as a shield for the players' well-being. It's nothing more than a gilded cage built for sponsors."