Echo

[YoungBreezy 🖨️ @YoungMOOBY]

Drilling a 9mm hole into an oil filter the moment the clock hits 12

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

The remains of an extinct human discovered on the seafloor off Taiwan have reignited theories about the giants described in the Bible, perhaps Daily Mail.

[Echo @atrocitusecho]

@YoungMOOBY Don't you still need a form 1?

[YoungBreezy 🖨️ @YoungMOOBY]

Getting 25 years because I hit print on a suppressor .001 seconds before midnight CST

[Echo @atrocitusecho]

@Rep_Clyde So when can I legally start printing suppressors?

[Echo @atrocitusecho]

ABORT BLACK BABIES

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

Conservatives really think women go through the trouble of carrying a pregnancy for 9 months and then a week before the due date be like “nvm I changed my mind I’m getting a late-term abortion teehee!”

[La Vermu🍸🇪🇸 @Vermutin2]

Pasada total la del skater profesional olímpico y los fotógrafos 🔝🔝🔝

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

High school teacher broke down in tears in class after realizing his students couldn’t read or write:

“They couldn’t fill in 4 words”

[Benjamin Michael @RealBenMichael]

My favorite part about winning WWII

[The Jolly Brawler @TheJollyBrawler]

There is an old story about Belgian draft horses. One horse can pull around 8,000 pounds.

Two horses together can pull around 16,000 pounds.

But two horses trained to work together can pull around 24,000 pounds.

And when the two horses are brothers who have been raised and trained together, the story says they can pull 30,000 to 32,000 pounds.

That is nearly 4x what one horse can pull alone.

There is something powerful about men who know one another, trust one another, and have trained together for the same purpose.

The right brotherhood does not merely add strength.

It multiplies it.

[Amelia: Remigration @AmeliaRemigrate]

Indians, with their vast population, are the ultimate biological weapons of mass destruction.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

"The tumour has been successfully reduced in size by scattering the cancer cells throughout the body."

[AuthentiKate ☂️🪔🍒 @kateiswell]

I didn’t vote for this.

I voted for them all to be deported. Keep families together.

[Echo @atrocitusecho]

@Womp_Tomp Yes.

Pro-life is contingent on race.

[Anarchismemes @anarchismemes]

Fuck this one hit the feels

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

I don't care about young Mutumbo living in some village in Africa, thinking about how good life could be in America. I don't care Poojah in Mumbai dreaming of coming to America and going to school. I don't care about Juan in Venezuela who heard stories about how fantastic the USA and the American dream is.

The American dream is for Americans. The fact is, that right now, most young Americans will never live the American dream. They'll never even come close. Spare me your sob stories, there are actual Americans who had their destiny stolen from them. That's who I care about.

Go home.
Don't come.

[JoshN @joshnaa2gez]

The church building committee be like…

A: “And only the women shall have comfy chairs whilst the men sit upon cold hard chairs of steel… except the men of the high council who shall have the comfiest chairs of all.”

B: “But sir, won’t comfy chairs lead to pride among the high council??”

A: “Hmmm… yes, I see your point. Then, let them sit in their comfy chairs at a table that comes nearly to their nipples so they feel like little babies in need of booster seats.”

B: “Excellent…”