JessicaLernerHalprin

Big Apple single gal marries and defects to little Nutmeg. Ditched my visa to the UWS. Passport now stamped with hubby, 3 kids, and a vizsla.

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@jesslerner my folks think I'm moonlighting as a reporter. You bring honored to our shared name. Do our middle names match for the trifecta?

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The similar costs of my taxes & Passover expenses got me thinking. Now I just refer to Pesach shopping as #FreedomTax

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We are #wearingorange in support of National Gun Violence Awareness Day. Get involved: http://t.co/mLtC5UObNe

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CANNOT STOP WATCHING #GLENA

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The most startling news? #KRISJENNER did not insist on having her spell #CaitlynJenner as #KaitlynJenner .

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Love #dancingjusticeginsburg. Go #SNL!

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@ALSWharton I will always meet you in StL @TheRitzGroup. Nite was too short. I forgot to bring very handsome pic of you from #FreshmanFaces

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Home after an AMAZING #washureunion. Thank you @WashUAlumni for making it all happen. Can't hardly wait another 5 years. ;)

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Private tour @stlzoo was amazing. Wonderful docent. Never saw animals so close before. Could practically touch them. Thanks #washureunion

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Just picked up my official WU water bottle, baseball hat, t-shirt, and name tag. Ready to get this #washureunion started!

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We are on our final leg. #MamaI'mComingHome #washureunion.

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@WashUAlumni will absolutely have a good time at #washureunion. Friends already trying to meet at The Rat for #TBT.

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Can't wait to see my #ThetaSisters at #washureunion this weekend! @BettieLocke @WashUAlumni!

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Soooo excited about #washureunion with my fellow @WashUAlumni this weekend in St. Louis. @ALSWharton thanks for reminding me of Twitter. ;)

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Shopping with @BridgetteRaes has been life-altering! Need to book my @BridgetteRaes style appointments quarterly. Best fix for #workingmom.

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Starr Welch @lauramercier @lordandtaylor in NYC is divine! She made me beautiful at 10am and the makeup is still going strong.

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@lordandtaylor loved shopping at NYC flagship! Best ever @BridgetteRaes! New fave for clothing, makeup, jewelry. Wish I had time for shoes.

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@AdamKoppekin welcome! Maybe I will get to see you IRL, aka our reunion to welcome you in person!

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@IKEAUSA in New Haven just opened 3rd line. Hope it moves faster than the 1 staff in Kitchens.

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@IKEAUSA in New Haven. 2 lines open for 38 customers. Very bad!