Anthony Sansone

Workaholic. Insomniac. Profanity Enthusiast. Caffeine Reservoir. Technologist. Writer. Father. Husband. Champion of College Journalists and Small Animals.

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@BrianLynch Airplane
Stripes
Ghostbusters
Blues Brothers
Clerks

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@ryansaavedra You misspelled Mitch McConnell.

[KimRL @iamKimRL]

Looks like RBG successfully argued her first case before God

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Which is it? Biden is too tough on crime or too soft? Pick one.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@sheeri how?

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

Hey @Xfinity, I would like to get the 1 Gbps I pay for, not 93 Mbps. https://t.co/pBk6NuKxU3

[API the Docs @APItheDocs]

Re-live some of the best moments of API The Docs Chicago - photos are here: https://t.co/3U8SmpeHPg

The last batch of videos and slides are coming this Thursday, stay tuned!

[API the Docs @APItheDocs]

How do you like the venue? We think it's awesome!
Many thanks to @mongodb for sponsoring it.

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@jessejiryudavis I could have a look next week.

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@cbetta Lucky 13, Sonnie's Edge, Suits, Shape-Shifters, Zima Blue...

[Anthony Sansone @atsansone]

@jessejiryudavis @Airbnb Almost thought this was a longer form haiku.

[Jennifer Haberkorn @jenhab]

For my DC friends:

-It is pronounced “Ma-wauk-ee.” (The L is silent)
-“Water fountains” are called “bubblers”
-“Brats,” as in Bratwurst, are pronounced “brahts”
-ATMs are known as “time machines” (or TYME machines)
-Dont ask what a FIB is.

[API the Docs @APItheDocs]

🛌 Don't know where to stay in Chicago? 🛌

Thanks to @atsansone we reserved a block at @hoteljulianchi - right next to @AWMuseum! Book your room at a discount price - see more info on the event page: https://t.co/cgyVboi4DY

[Matcha Fan Mandy Salvage @earlgreyhottea]

@_ElizabethMay

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

One of the best LEGO creations out there, without a SHADOW of a doubt! 😲😍😲 Read more about @JohnVMuntean's sculptures: https://t.co/787snUGVr7

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

“But... but... putting the razor-wire on our side of the wall makes no sense!” you say.

Of course it doesn’t make any sense!

None of this makes any goddamn sense!

This is a clown college field trip to Stupidville.

It’s ALL just a charade. An absurd performance. An act.

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[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Found something new to say when I leave a room.