Mashed Potato Guru

FIT '17

[City of New York @nycgov]

“New Jersey has the BEST pizza” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

@asianshelby Definitely agree. The string quartet part is really bizarre. My vax site didn’t have that 😂

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

We’re back in the “is it Covid or is it just allergies” phase of the pandemic

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day,but the gift have to be less expensive then the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass.

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

@asianshelby 😭😭😭

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

@Jaclynoftrades Your house in the middle of the woods?? Totally.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Fergie lied when she said Big Girls Don’t Cry. I cry 3 times a week minimum, explain that

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me going through puberty

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

@shelbygreat_ It was quite the emotional rollercoaster tbh

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

I’m going on a 1 week vacation and I have 5x the amount of clothes that I brought home for the ~4 month quarantine~ tbt to when we thought it would last 2 weeks! Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha since when can I type so many characters on Twitter

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

Me when someone puts me on an email that has nothing to do with me:

[Kirsten Dunst @kirstendunst]

@kanyewest What’s the message here, and why am I apart of it? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Me: This pizza is really good!

Somebody Who Visited Italy With Their Family For A Week When They Were 14: *sighs* It’s fine...

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

The mask goes over your nose. Some people don’t seem to realize.

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

Dad: I’m gonna become an influenza
Me: what..
Dad: you know, when you make money on social media

LOL influencer

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

I need a @CatfishMTV x @90DayFiance crossover event. It’s so obvious for this season!!!

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

Am I ok?

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

Quarantine day 17: my grandmother told me I looked like Fauci

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

And no shower, but I haven’t done that in a few days now anyway

[Mashed Potato Guru @atspera]

“Casual Friday’s” while WFH means not changing from nighttime pjs to daytime pjs. Just strictly nighttime pjs all day.