Aquib Hossain

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[Aquib Hossain @atsymbolquib]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Juggs Judy @bamagurl2003]

not to be dramatic but if my mom wore this id kill myself

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My timeline is 50% of Lindsey Graham’s sudden death and 50% of an 81-year-old man being launched in the air by a bison.

I’ll see you all on Monday.

[Aquib Hossain @atsymbolquib]

If this ain’t me! 🤣🤣🤣

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Aquib Hossain @atsymbolquib]

😳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[djcows @djcows]

bro makes billionaires look poor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love the incredible people of SpaceX beyond words

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

The new Audi Q7 projects its turn signals onto the road. The car also has a "marking light" feature that illuminates pedestrians in the dark to increase safety.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

urgent care is an insane name for a place that doesn't show any urgency or care

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

This man is my hero

He is eating a pizza wrapped Costco hotdog

[LG @Loueezus]

I know the money changed me cuz I ain’t been to Little Caesars in a minute

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.

[Aquib Hossain @atsymbolquib]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron and LeBron and
Bronny in 2006 Bronny in 2026

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

That might be the filthiest pool shot I’ve ever witnessed.

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

The Shot. The Reactions. The Madness.

The moment @UConnMBB clinched the Final Four, as captured by UConn Nation.