JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
Best argument for term limits I’ve ever heard. “I can’t do my constitutional role of protecting the country because I am afraid I might lose a seat where my job is to protect the country.”
It’s kinda disgusting. You swore an oath for God’s sake.
"paying LeBron the veteran minimum but a former minority shareholder/friend of the owner is giving LeBron unlimited access to a branded helicopter"
man the Clippers didn't even TRY
Wait he traded for a guy and extended him?
But I thought the NFL said he wasn’t the main man in charge of football operations so the Bears couldn’t get a draft pick as a result