💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚

lizzy/elizabeth. 30s. she/they. chronically ill and hella gay. fanfiction writer. anime, svsss, hr, hockey???, general shrieking, and whatever else i want.

[💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚 @attackofthezee]

winged cupid painted blind
🏒 Hollanov
💕 11.6k
🏒 Rated E
💕 Ft Valentine's Day nonsense and two dumbasses who love each other
🏒 ao3 🔗 below

[💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚 @attackofthezee]

@spacerenegades my mom loves it so much and i don't understand it at alllll. it tastes so weird to me

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

sooo important to keep your cat stimulated by asking it questions like "who's my cute guy" "who's the smallest little guy" "who's my tiny little cutie pie mr man" "where's my little friend. where is my tiny little friend"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Quit your job tomorrow, move to the mountains, befriend stray goats, vanish into the wilderness, and start communicating exclusively through wind sounds and mysterious forest silence.

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

The closure of @USAID by 20-something DOGE bros (who probably thought "screwworm" was a hilarious joke) will haunt us for years to come.

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Is it ethical to be a person

[💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚 @attackofthezee]

me, every summer: i mean, it's like 106 degrees outside? of course it's kinda hot inside too?
my mother every other week for three straight months every summer: no, it shouldn't be hot inside. i'm calling jeff (the maintenance man) to look at the ac again

[💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚 @attackofthezee]

every summer i've lived in vegas i have to face the question of "are my standards too low or are my brother and mother's standards too high?" because i personally do not expect the ac to keep the shitty apartment we rent anywhere close to cold but everyone else here does

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Our best mic’d up moments of the season: https://t.co/o36VPrMlDk

[🦁 Luka (Voltron TWT) 🌞 @twithesquire]

In honour of Anthony Head here's my favourite pictures of him on set of BBC Merlin in full Uther attire, playing on a pink Nintendo DS

RIP Sir 🕊

[aelia @myqubing]

new fanfic trope just dropped

[grey 🍁 @cheerywhiskey]

Nie Huaisang the only man ever to weaponize his incompetence competently

[💚✨ your friendly neighborhood swamp witch ✨💚 @attackofthezee]

oh wow that was DEFINITELY an earthquake i just felt

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Everyone, meet Macklin Celewienie. 🐾

She'll be repping the Sharks in this year's Stanley Pup competition that will also feature noted dog-lover, Will Smith.

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

who’s gonna break it to journalists that “how spicy is it gonna be” is the least interesting question they could be asking about season 2