attacksquirrel

Im a meth-powered offensive weapon, for hire now that I’m out.

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Going for fame. Check out my new video. https://t.co/57ENTVHW89

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Not funny. Get me out. this is not a hot tub

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Hey, no body fed anything to anybody. Dude stole my shit and got popped #fakenews https://t.co/YOvBFVTB00

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

@TheRealS117 @Lindseyreporter @AttackSquirrel some nutjob from 2011 #realattacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

meth squirrel spotted in Huntsville #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Fight breaks out at Piggly Wiggly, leads to arrests. Y’all should have had an #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

@ThOmGilmOre @gregscrews

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Might or might not have found some more #meth

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Date night #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Cant nobody tell me nothing 🎵🎸

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

I say no no no #meth #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

going to meet my lawyer this morning about some endorsement deals I might do.

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Thinking about trying out as a walk on. Where yall think I should I go? https://t.co/TW7Mj83s4q #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

@slatt3rn @PlainsBelle02 @Josh_Moon you saying south alabama squirrels cant know about tech cause they too dumb? Yeah, thats probably right. I blame the pine trees.

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

“While talking, he was petting another squirrel” what the hell? #cheater #attacksquirrel https://t.co/3VaLZjZbHF

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

I could provide a sample. But I won’t. #attacksquirrel

[Andrew Yawn @YawnieWrites]

@lyman_brian @apostrophe000 please, this

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

Thoughts and prayers for neck tattoo boy. He’s got it bad even IF he gets out. I’ll be fine, opening a CBD store in Hampton Cove. #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

My squirrelhood was bad, neck tattoo guy was a major dick, I had to hang with the raccoons, shit, I even had a ‘possum girlfriend once.

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

I think its OK to assume that the neck tatoo guy is guilty though. I’m a squirrel, not an idiot. #attacksquirrel

[attacksquirrel @attacksquirrel2]

No one ever asked if it was a hostage situation or whatever. No. Just assume the squirrel did it. Bunch of racists.