emma kempster

history nerd turned personal trainer at Ufit Cardiff 🏋🏼‍♀️

[emma kempster @atterss]

@lizardschwartz Here’s Mr Darcy and his pals!

[emma kempster @atterss]

Happy little accidents

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

“Hey Dad, is this heaven?”
“No, son. It’s Wales” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️

[emma kempster @atterss]

Is this… a joke? He was stealing baby formula 😢

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

If a medieval French vagina could speak, what would it say?

We actually have the answer to this. Allow us to tell you the tale of The Knight Who Could Make Cunts Speak.

[emma kempster @atterss]

I laughed way too much at some of these 🥲

[John Bull @garius]

COMPETITION TIME

The nice thing about Grant Shapps erasing Boris from that rocket photo is you can now put whatever you want there.

Reply to this with your own creation. I'll send a copy of The Brexit Tapes to whoever does the one that makes me laugh most, by midnight.

[emma kempster @atterss]

@LJaneHenderson @lizardschwartz I agree with Jane, for me it was about learning coping strategies, learning how to deal with the feelings and situations rather than suppressing or in my case having anxiety attacks. Worth it, as long as it’s the right therapist/councillor for you

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Overwhelmed in Cardiff last night at my sold out show in Motorpoint Arena - the biggest tour show I’ve ever done.

Still some tix available for my right wing rallies tonight and in Leeds, Brum, Manchester, Newcastle and London.
🎟: https://t.co/TnLLD4MKnd
📸: @ItsMeAaronP

[emma kempster @atterss]

I want @joelycett to be my best friend x

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Just @joelycett making mugs out of Tories and journalists.

[No Context Nighty Night @itsbeautybyjill]

☀️☀️☀️☀️🥵

[emma kempster @atterss]

@RoyalMail you might want to check what on earth your posties are up to in pontprennau, I was home. This isn’t the first time they haven’t knocked

[emma kempster @atterss]

@speckyninja @GeorgeMonbiot @VodafoneUK Had exactly the same thing happen here - now the closed account is still showing as unpaid on my credit file 🙃 impossible to get any answers from them about it

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

It will be fine

[emma kempster @atterss]

@JoelTory Nah 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

[emma kempster @atterss]

Who the fuck voted for Joel Williams. He seems like a proper little wanker. Fuming at you all Pontprennau 😡

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

While people died, Johnson partied.

He must resign - please RT if you agree.

https://t.co/eoWa0VGTgK

[emma kempster @atterss]

@lizardschwartz I’m seeing a line 😣 mine was this faint at Christmas. Hope you don’t feel too poorly x