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[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@LasVegasLocally Princess Di exhibit at Crystals. 11/10 ❤️

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@IfBooksPod first, thanks for distracting me on Election Day. Second, just listened to your review of Neil Strauss’ “The Game.” Haven’t (and wouldn’t) read it but I was recommended “The Truth” by Strauss and y’all NEED TO REVIEW THIS!!!!

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

You say “it depends” when they ask a specific legal question in line with your practice area.

[psychology facts @apsychologyfact]

A person generally hates you for 3 reasons: 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

Litigating for one minute shortens your life span by one hour 😐

[psychology facts @apsychologyfact]

Kissing for one minute burns 26 calories.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

You’re in his DMs. I’m emailing him invoices for legal work he doesn’t want to pay for. We are not the same.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@StephanieSuta @8NewsNow Who??? What rapist has the US Govt allowed to just “walk right through the border”? And even if your point were valid (which it’s not) how does that mitigate this persons actions?

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@KevinNe55447613 @FrancoisLeFrog @ianmiles This is a video of a girl getting illegally beat by 4 girls. You’re talking about a “full story” dumb dumb

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

The privilege is privileging.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

I can say “it depends” on repeat for $50 if you really want…

[Matt Metras 🍕 cryptotaxpro.eth @EmDeeEm]

Saw this on Facebook. You interested @ForemanTaxLaw?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The Two Tennessee state lawmakers, Justin Jones (D-Nashville) and Justin Pearson (D-Memphis), who were expelled from the state legislature earlier this year for their protest of gun violence, have just easily won a special primary election.

- Justin Jones ran unopposed
- Justin Pearson won 94% of the vote.

While the Tennessee GOP thought they were winning, all they did was empower these two men. It is now very likely both win the general election in August.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

No one understands anything better than a lawyer who starts a sentence with, “Just so I understand…”

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

Normalize being nice to lawyers.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

#Feminism #feminist #lawyermemes #attorneymemes #Sexism #workingmoms

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

Sorry for being competent. That wasn’t very slutty of me.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

Alright, who’s client is this?

[Pubity @pubity]

YouTuber faces 20 years in prison after admitting he crashed a plane for views‼️😳

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@pubity Whose client is this? #criminaldefense #ATTORNEY

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

Hear me out: a four-part docuseries called “Making the Prenup.”

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

@JulieCritchley7 @becboynton She walked down the aisle and saw Camilla there. Charles was with Camilla the night before her wedding and many nights thereafter. Diana tried and wasn’t perfect. She’s still a victim.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

I now pronounce you Queen of All Side Pieces.

[Attorney Headlines @AttyHeadlines]

I didn’t realize you can dress like a sexual orientation.

[New York Post @nypost]

'Dressing like a lesbian' is the sexy and 'powerful' new fashion trend https://t.co/ohr3Z80uEu