eury🏹

chronically sleep deprived

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

[eury🏹 @attymadd]

im crashinggffff

[Billy @akobaloy]

Mga row 4 last section nung high school na naging OFW eme

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

If you can convince a woman to be BM #3 you should be selling houses

[eury🏹 @attymadd]

mahina na mga ko sa small talk, in english pa talaga😭😭

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

STOP TELLING BROKE PEOPLE TO BUDGET.

THERE, I SAID IT.

YOU CAN'T BUDGET YOUR WAY OUT OF POVERTY.

AFTER BASIC NECESSITIES I HAVE $0 LEFT OVER, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUDGET?

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

My mom told my sister's unemployed boyfriend "do not get in her car and recline the seat... Sit up so you can see who's hiring"

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

the concept of getting war updates from popbase and popcrave

[d✮ @LVNEINK]

shut the fuck up

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

"white people act like Jesus died and left them in charge" that statement will never not be relevant

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

who has made more impact?

[eury🏹 @attymadd]

6 am - end of shift
6:03 - nakahiga na sa kama

hays i love working from home🤩🤩💗💗

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

my only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

[eury🏹 @attymadd]

HAHAHAHAH TS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN ALL WEEK

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Luke' is an archaic word meaning "tepid, warm but not hot."

Which means ‘lukewarm’ is technically redundant…

“warmwarm.”

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

literally. the grace i extend to women in certain situations, i would NEVER extend to m*n in same situations.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

💀💀💀