LuXXe ™️

Trust, Quality, Value.

[based fights 🗿 @based_fights]

He forgot he had a gf and was dating a heavy handed bonnet bandit in the back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Prossy Nuwatuha @NuwatuhaProssy]

You’ll be sitting alone, deep in thought about your life, then someone walks past with serious body odour and instantly wipes out all your memories. 😏😂

[B’RAKA @itsJoshuaBaraka]

I couldn’t stand the thought of scrolling the internet and seeing my father’s casket in the grave.That’s why no videos were allowed at the burial.
You can spin it how you want.God will forgive you for the things you do for clout.

[Daron Bartlett @bartlettdaron]

Rwandans cannot hangout past 1am on Mon-Fri, and have an additional hour on weekends.

Ugandans have a theme day that starts at 5am😅😅

In fact on a daily, a ugandan can leave the bar at 8am.

[Adonia Ayebare @adoniaayebare]

My former Friend @SarahBireete. Stop missing issues as Ambassador of Uganda to the UN I am accredited to the United Nations Secretary General not the State Department compared to my colleague who is accredited to Washington, and a couple of my distinguished colleagues in New York have dual Citizenship having lived in the Diaspora. I would have excused your ignorance if you did not question my royalty to Uganda given my 27 Diplomatic career. Given your checkered career at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs where you swindled money meant for Uganda's membership to the membership of International conference of the Great Lakes region and you went to Prison for heinous act. STOP being high priest of Morals when you have no shred of credibility. Have a repentant heroes Day.

[Mechodu @mechodu_]

This is what I mean by porridge brains. Absolute lack of class and humanity

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

Omar Artan, who was set to be the first Somalian to referee at the World Cup finals, has been dropped from the list of officials after he was denied entry to the United States.

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https://t.co/0UKWXuq8O3

[Statman Doug @douglasclark28]

How is this adding value to your shareholder my brother?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[LuXXe ™️ @atuKatt]

@NzePatoh @SheilahGashumba 😂 😂

[Sheilah C Gashumba @SheilahGashumba]

Imagine trying to be petty and funny and u’re neither 😜 1. Im back in Uganda. 2. Travelling to the UK to watch the last premier league game and to attend the arsenal parade isnt a holiday to me! Maybe in ur world Mr ‘ZEERO BRAIN’.

[NASSER Ug 🇺🇬 @nasser_Ug1]

The Executive Director of KCCA,Hajjat @Buzeki_Sharifah engaged with pastors in Kampala and appealed to them to help KCCA address the issue of noise pollution in their places of worship by investing a small amount in purchasing noise limiters and sound insulators

[Mokaya @ekmokaya]

I have PayPal accounts in Kenya and the EU, and the difference is ridiculous.

The Kenyan one gets blocked, restricted, and frozen so often that it is basically useless. Even after sending the documents they ask for and answering their endless questions, the account still gets treated like a crime scene. They keep escalating the documents needed to keep the Kenyan account operational and to send and receive basic money.

Surprisingly, I have never had this problem with my EU account, yet I am the same person operating both accounts.

The experience is similar for many fellow Africans I have spoken to. Bottom line is that PayPal just gives African users the worst of its experience.

I hope the new @PayPal CEO @EnriqueJLores

[Simon Baddeley @SimBadd18]

What on earth am I supposed to do with a QR code that is posted online or emailed me? Scan it with my second phone? Just share the link!

[DJ_Langster @dj_langster]

@DanWolken Tipping isn't expected? Maybe because we pay our staff fairly & tipping is seen as something earned & deserved for good service & standard of food served.

Tipping is commonplace throughout the world, as is paying staff fairly. That's clearly something the US doesn't understand

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Nah this might be the hardest NBA promo I’ve seen yet 😭

“Nun better than a Game 7.”

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

This pic goes hard.

[NBA @NBA]

Donovan Williams with the windmill slam 💥🤯

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez: "José Mourinho is a very good coach.

Announce him? I can't announce him, since I haven't even spoken to him yet."

[River Page @river_is_nice]

As a former bartender when they start making you measure out the booze it means you work for private equity now