Pirate Pete

sports

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Spaghetti can't get drunk so I'm not gay

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Cooking Mama

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Pedro Pascal has done so much for the patchy facial hair community

[Eupholie 🐝 @Eupholie_]

banane

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

🤗 (me reaching out my hands to throttle you)

[Pfizer @flopternette]

him: u better not be a cunty leaf lying on the floor
me"

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Surround yourself with those who lift you up

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Going on a date with my hot coworker! (going to work and he will also be there)

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

@66sonny70 @mhdksafa You’re a bad person

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

We need more walkable cities so everyone has nice calves

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

me (hungover as shit) headed to the farmer’s market for some sweet sweet local produce

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Do RuPaul next!!

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

Nebraska farmer asks pro-fracking committee to drink water from a fracking zone near his farm. 😂 https://t.co/lBHTZyZYc1

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

The M in LGBT stands for Morbius

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Everyone at the airport is a dumb stupid baby except me

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

[Pirate Pete @atumree]

All science teachers were gay and used these fruity mfs to indoctrinate all of us. Well played, homos

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

I can’t breathe.
This kid was fighting for his life 😂😂