Andrew Vernon

Gardens and plants, music, snooker, and funny stuff.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Ignore GB news. Ignore Twitter.

Britain is full of good, kind people who want to build a better kinder world.

Today showed that.

[Andrew Vernon @ATV147]

@FootyFeedFB 5th highest revenue, 6th highest number of trophies won. Very odd take.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Will Hutton @williamnhutton]

An alternative view on Keir Starmer - different from the daily torrent of bile poured over his head. Worth 2 minutes of your time.

[Andrew Vernon @ATV147]

I think it’s going to be an absolute bloodbath for spurs at anfield today. Hope I’m wrong but can’t really see anything else…

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Thank goodness Richard Tice isn't a Labour MP, or he'd be hounded out of his job.

[Andrew Vernon @ATV147]

@WeAreWST

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

All the Reform knuckledraggers mocking how Hannah Spencer dresses, whilst rimming a man who dresses like this.......

[Chris Cowlin @ChrisCowlin]

Mauricio Pochettino on a flight to Madrid. Spurs fans singing his name...

#COYS #THFC

🎥 @mattsp

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

He literally had dinner with a suspected paedophile yeaterday.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

GB News loses £22m, taking their total losses to over £130m. Except it's not a 'loss', it's an investment by Paul Marshall in providing a propaganda service to platform right wing grifters, gobshites, conspiracy nutters and contrarian fuckwits.

[liam liam liam @horsebox98]

The thing is it's all fun and games but it's going to send us down
4 exact calls like this gone against us
If we score, it's a push
If we concede, it's not
It makes no sense

[Andrew Vernon @ATV147]

Remember it well. I was there and pretty sure it’s the only game I’ve ever seen Spurs lose in N17. Roy Keane header in extra time

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

On this day in 1992, a bomb scare at White Hart Lane delayed the Rumbelows Cup semi-final between Spurs & Forest.

The later than usual start time gave ITV a bigger audience, which prompted Sky to go for 4pm kick-offs when the Premier League started.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Gorton and Denton.
Just a simple question for Reform:

Does this mean Matt Goodwin is now a ‘Shadow’ MP?
😜

[Andrew Vernon @ATV147]

@ChrisCowlin If relegation ensures this doesn’t happen, I might be on board with it!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Join us next time, when Zia Yusuf will be pretending to be the Secretary-General of the United Nations.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"I can't be bought. Unless it's £1.2m a year from GB News, £280,000 for advertising gold bullion, £4,000 for 2 days work a month for the Telegraph or £70 a shot for a Cameo video. Oh and free flights and accommodation paid for by billionaires. And possibly a house in Clacton."

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I can't be bought. But if you pay £70 on Cameo I'll say hello to Hugh Janus or cheer on the IRA.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Cristian Romero, the Spurs club captain, goes on social media to moan about not having enough players available. Then he goes and gets a four game ban, missing Spurs' biggest game of the season.

True leader.