A Twin Thing

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Parenting twins is just a series of events with your top pulled down, saggy boobs and bra on show with no hands to fix it #atwinthing

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

I find it really creepy when a grown man says (or sings) 'she's got a baby in her belly' don't know why #areyou5? #shudder #creepy #ugh

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Had to coach myself through lunch with 2 miserable toddlers. Turns out I'm a crap coach #WHATDOYOUWANT?? #WHAT.DO.YOU.WANT??

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock Wow, just wow. Just finished it. Totes emosh #youtouchedme

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Instead of getting the hoover out I just ate the popcorn crumbs off the sofa and carpet. #newlow #twinlife #atwinthing #lazymum

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

A week of dreams. https://t.co/PoVBHMiFte via @wordpressdotcom

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock ☹️

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

How do I know if I want the thing?: Does my brother have the thing?? Yes, I not only want it I MUST HAVE the thing.

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Croup head office has set up camp at our house #poorlybabies #5amwakeupcall

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock Oh shit, you might be right.....

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock *whilst. Is that not the norm???

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock That looks like my dentists. Private obviously, very exclusive

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Lovely #Nando's dinner last night. D got his first(accidental) taste of hot sauce #triedtoripouthisowntongue #badparents #thatface

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Holy shit, I've aged 20 yrs overnight, no, wait, haven't put any make up on. Phew!! Hang on, so this is my real face???? #getmethemascara

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Boys playing happily beside sofa, took a peek and thought 'where did they get all that chocolate from?' #ohfuck #literalshitstorm

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

I love Saturdays #pooinpeace

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

@atlasofdiplock I braved it out. RIGHT TO THE END #fuckingrebel #gotmymoneysworth

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Wow,bus fares have rocketed,took a 100yd bus trip,cost £30.Turns out it costs more in your car instead of the bus.Who knew? #buslanewanker

[A Twin Thing @atwinthingy]

Actual quote this morning 'what did we do with the dustpan and brush last night?' #anotherrockingfridaynight #carnage #twinlife