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*HA* HA HA HA

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The finance department of a large, well-known company just asked me to "email [my] details on headed paper".

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On the day 20 people get made redundant, the CEO chooses to wear a jazzy waistcoat 👍

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Less is more valuable

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Greenfield challenges

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This has nothing to do with the previous request, but does anyone have a vacuum pump I could borrow.

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Does anyone have a measuring tape I could borrow. And no this has nothing to do with the previous request or Halloween.

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Is there anyone who speaks Danish in the office. I have a form to fill in & need help. No jokey comments please even though it is Halloween

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What will *actually* happen? Dropped piano? Leopards released? Surrounded by disembodied, shrieking toddler heads?

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learning's

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In meeting: "We've not been turning the taps on" - meaning 'performing'.

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They immediately followed this by playing the Donnie Darko version of Mad World. Longest few minutes of my life.

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Public speaking gives me The Fear.

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Department party, yesterday. Unexpected announcement that I've been in the company 10 years next week. Dragooned into making a speech.

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@sparklehooves @badmissk Bad news everyone:

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@sparklehooves @badmissk Both sensational choices.
I also think Closer by Nine Inch Nails is a surefire work-do floor-filler.

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@badmissk @sparklehooves Would you each like to make a suggestion I can sneak in?

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@sparklehooves Or Stars by Simply Red.

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@sparklehooves I'm not responsible for I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas.