ATWWD out of context

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I’m so horny I’ll die in this hole

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No defacing property or having an orgy but other than that free game

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You’re just a shaky little guy

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Can you pee your astral pants

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I was gonna call you ugly but I guess I won’t

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Eek always and forever

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Two people terrorized by a Christine? Been there.

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They apparently shot the Lorax at point blank range

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When kids hand you cabbages, may some sauerkraut.

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Here’s the one fun fact about me:

I’m over it.

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If I see a house with chicken legs any time soon, I’m gonna know one of you fucked around and found out

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So owls are mean girls and we kind of love that for them

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It’s not Saturn, it’s your lexapro

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If we don’t mini golf, I will become such an evil person

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I never met a Leo I didn’t like

(Thank you, @TheEmSchulz 😉)

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I’m always ready to be nervous

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I don’t want to put my mouth on someone I don’t like

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Nothing is as scary as my foot

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There’s so many Megan’s and so many scorpios.

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You know what would make this might fucking crazy??

Toddlers!