tina, fat lard

i don’t do casserole

[tina, fat lard @auDUMBmn]

@adhdjesse Have multiple things going at once so you can focus on the *one* thing

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@dropsofaninkpen The og looks like it’s laid flat and the new one looks like it’s hanging

[tina, fat lard @auDUMBmn]

⁦@dieworkwear⁩ help is this too light for a black tie optional gala later this month?

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@PaulSkallas It’s certainly much healthier, more engaging and a hell of a lot less lazy than doom scrolling thru this shithole and trashing people who do use it

[tina, fat lard @auDUMBmn]

@baddestmamajama They FUCKED prime music and I guarantee they’ll have ads within the next few years too. And when did they sneak in shipping fees for like half the shit

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⁦@duolingo⁩ punctuation is EVERYTHING

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@buggirl Autumn

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@SMB_Attorney You spelled “the desert” wrong

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@raynefq This is beautiful and heartbreaking. Honest question- did you mean to write beareaucracy?

[tina, fat lard @auDUMBmn]

@thetiarawillis Do CHRONIC ingrown hairs on my legs count? I pick at them until they become infected craters of shame and now I refuse to show my legs to anyone ever because I have so many. Even my spouse. I guess I’m a medium

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@msdanifernandez Uhhh they didn’t have to do anything special? They could just work a job and afford it back then

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@justtakeemhome I read it as What do you tell your friends (the ones who) we shared dinner and long weekends with

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@TisTheDamnPhD At first I thought I’d never find a band that looked half as good in a set as my engagement ring looked on its own, but now I can’t imagine it any different. I got them soldered together and the size diff was barely noticeable

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@TheCinesthetic https://t.co/OPSlV7DlAm

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@Culture_Crit

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A scene that caught you off guard in a movie 💀

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@SavLovesSwift I actually started with Wellbutrin but needed a little more so I eased into Effexor and now I take both. It’s helped tremendously

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@InternetH0F That’s why it’s called male privilege ya turnip

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@seeitinmymind I get 5 weeks but it took 10 years. First 5 years you only get 2