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And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate and I really can't stop hate hate hate please help me hate hate hate help hate hate hate hate

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@t4mtrum The better question is what’s the best way to ship dino nuggets to Japan.

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Not only did I cut my hair, I now somehow am the owner of three working umbrellas. I don’t even recognize myself anymore.

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My greatest weakness is my inability to remember dog breeds. Nice lab I say to Scooby Doo. That’s a beautiful German shepherd I say to Clifford. Cute chihuahua I say, as the lion’s jaws close around my neck.

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I bought some mushroom seeds. I’m really looking forward to being able to eat fresh chocolate mushrooms whenever I want.

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Now that I finally have been granted 280 characters I can tell you exactly why my English degree was worth the money. We can start by examin

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@ryanbonick Some of us knew that. Thanks for leaving me on read since high school.

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@ryanbonick Really? I have family in 🐄. It's a nice place.

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Airplane magazine had a very detailed map of Wisconsin.

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@t4mtrum I have to hunt down this magical device

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Just bought the first umbrella of my second year in Japan and there's a typhoon coming. Wish me luck.

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Me too buddy

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Gotta love typhoon season

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It feels like they kinda gave up by that third bullet point

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Umbrella number 5 lasted 7 whole hours.

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@auatarch I'm thinking about attaching it to my PSvita so it can help me in dating sims.

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One of my students bought me a charm to bring healthy relationships and a good girlfriend...

I'm gonna need a bigger charm.

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セブン-イレブンの窓

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Time in Japan: 8 months
Number of umbrellas lost or broken in Japan: 4
That's like an umbrella every week or something.

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Anyone want some authentic Chicago style pizza with real Hallipinyos?

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W-w-wait! What's happening?!?