Austin Bedell

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Overturns 'Right v. Wrong' https://t.co/hh8cFjNAMX

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

Get the call wrong. Give a technical foul. Refs continue to be the worst at their job. Incredible Duke whistle that should be called out every second right now

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kentucky reading their March script every year

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

Dude continues to be must watch TV. He will launch threes no matter what. What a win for Nebraska

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Immigration is America's superpower.

Leaders from India:

CEO of Google 🇮🇳
CEO of Microsoft 🇮🇳
CEO of Starbucks 🇮🇳
CEO of YouTube 🇮🇳
CEO of Adobe 🇮🇳
CEO of World Bank 🇮🇳
CEO of IBM 🇮🇳
CEO of Albertsons 🇮🇳
CEO of NetApp 🇮🇳
CEO of Novartis 🇮🇳

Staple green cards to diplomas.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What she tells all her friends the next morning

[The Redistrict Network @RedistrictNet]

Them: Don't talk about gerrymandering during Thanksgiving

Me:

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“Look, it is true that Gazans did at one point elect Hamas. But if you think that makes them all complicit in war crimes their government commits, then boy, do I have bad news for you about decades of U.S. foreign policy.” - ⁦@iamjohnoliver⁩ https://t.co/pDGMd2gcM2

[Danny Miller @DanielMillerEsq]

Give this man a Nobel Prize for this answer.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This is amazing.

Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Florida) has formally asked Palm Beach County to tax Mar-a-Lago at rate Trump claims it's worth.

Trump has claimed it's worth 50-100 times its appraisal value, up to $1.5 billion.

Pay up, Donald!! 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Teacher Who Lost Her Job When Students Found Her OnlyFans Says She Was Driven to it by Crushing Student Loan Debt https://t.co/1P2C2fnkk7

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Travis Kelce Zach Wilson
locating Taylor locating Donna
Swift in the Kelce in the
skybox skybox

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Guys… I think they really like each other.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I’m so sad to hear that Michael Gambon has died. He was hugely amusing, and such a tremendous guest, we even named a corner after him.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Jeff Sims trying to catch the snap

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Thursday: Nebraska may never win another game. ever again. we are cursed.

Saturday: Colorado is good? we will lose by a thousand

Sunday: i mean, our defense did play well

Monday: if we eliminate the turnovers, the offense can move the ball

Tuesday: We're going to beat Colorado

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Nebraska showing up to lose 1-possession games every year

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

The Nebraska women’s volleyball team set a world record with its astonishing attendance numbers during Wednesday’s doubleheader at Memorial Stadium https://t.co/pvQi1fyeNF

[Barstool ‘Skers @BarstoolHusker]

KEISEI DRAINS A 3 IN LUKA DONCIC’S FACE