breezus

too many Urkels on your team, that's why ya wins low

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Airport employees when you’re parked outside of the terminal for 4 seconds

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[💿 @vengnnce]

i wish i was an olympian so badly... i have so muchfomo let me in i could be good at something ...

[Katie Caldwell @katielauriss]

it hurts to see other people living your dream (booing jd vance at the olympics)

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

The faithfuls when you ask them if Rob is a traitor. #Traitors #TraitorsUS

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated

[ash b. pebble @sentientGirlx]

drug dealers in 2026: this cocaine is actually PACKED with protien

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

ive survived many era on this godforsaken app, but the vagueposting might be what finally drives me off of here

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

PRIMATE: too many recent horror movies have been about boring things like “trauma” or “loss” or “forgiving your parents” instead of fun, interesting things like “what if there was a rabid chimpanzee who wanted to rip your fucking face off”—at last, a film to right this wrong

[leo ⟢ @mistressdelrey]

drag race
untucked
whatcha packin
pit stop
fashion photo ruview
sibling watchery
mib patreon review

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

This is my Barbenheimer

#TheTraitorsUS #ThePitt

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

True happiness is coming out of your reading slump and finally enjoying books again.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m the only person in Trader Joe’s who knows what they’re doing