Birdwatcher69

bitter southerner, woke white woman, proud millennial, big VOLS / BRAVES / FALCONS fan, little baby boys love to call me fat

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

Some of us don’t tweet for likes, we tweet because we’re insane. -not me

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@CanieatthatD @joeroganhq You’re a fucking idiot. Preparation for flu season has always started in August, when schools are about to start back and contagions are more commonly spread. No one’s forcing you to get the vaccine right this minute.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@Chrometheus1 @joeroganhq No sir. Peoples life expectancy BEFORE VACCINES was only around 30 years old. Now yall are gonna start bringing back medieval diseases because you can’t trust actual science, and you want to listen to a comedian for your medical advice.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@NutritionDiet00 @joeroganhq Why was the life expectancy only 30 years old before vaccines? You’re another nutrition grifter that benefits from fake ass science. Get lost.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@joeroganhq In the 1800s people had all “organic food” and worked their asses off. And the life expectancy was around 30 YEARS OLD BECAUSE OF FUCKING DISEASES that we’ve now learned to control with SCIENCE AND MEDICINE.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@joeroganhq Dr Hotez speaks about science.
NUTRITION AND EXERCISE have fucking nothing to do with contracting viruses, you fucking shit for brains.
Oh my god I’m so angry at the stupidity of this shit.
You are literally killing us all, Joe Rogan.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@DiscussingFilm @IamKingWilliams Thank you Jesus. I live across the street and I don’t even start walking until 10 minutes after “showtime.” Capitalism (as revenue) is out of control and ruining customer experiences everywhere.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@SouthernCoGas hey guys, I saw a financial analyst position posted online. I heard that it’s super easy to sleep your way to the top in this role. That sounds like a great perk. Would love to hear back!

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@The_Original_X Real Atlantans would still be showing up if we were still at turner field, but yall don’t wanna hear that. ☕️🐸 fuck Cobb county and the bumbass little league dads, always and forever.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

Feeling anxious? Go scrub the grout in your bathroom tile with a toothbrush. You’ll feel better.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@Ro_Co_Vols Oh nice !!! Hope we’re in there more than the previews.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

You literally could not pay me to give a single fuck if people use food stamps to buy soda or candy.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@frida_k_h0le Nah just gotta hate the haters.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

Can’t wait to use the new Family Lane at TSA with my cat. Just to piss off MAGA.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@RetroNewsNow I say this every time I tee off on the par 3 course.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@marlene4719 Look #VladimirPutin , trumps not doing anything for you. It’s time to release the pee pee tapes.

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@PaulleyTicks Gona tell my mom this is real

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@_FlipMan @jonburkeUK U forgot to respond to this one flip man!

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@_FlipMan @jonburkeUK I’d cover my drink if you walked by. I bet you’re a realtor. You look like you took this pic straight from an episode of 20/20 where a nice white man murders his whole family.
We good?

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@MAGACult2 His drink is an iced coffee with some kinda milk, and it’s a very nice shade of brown. Lmao. He didn’t even get the golden nazi tea.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

American Eagle and Dunkin’ Donuts sheep

[Birdwatcher69 @aubbero0o]

@johnnymaga I thought she died in a @Tesla that locked all the doors when it went underwater? Oh no that was her sister.