Aubrey

Breakfast food but not for breakfast

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖒 @redrumthewitch]

my fav part ab having tattoos is guys w no tattoos at all telling me ab all the tattoos they plan on getting

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[Aubrey @aubclark]

@goingfulltard Cass literally got both of hers taken away, and I had the same one AT THE SAME TIME and they didn’t say anything to me. Whack

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

HAHAHAHA LETS GOOO

[Aubrey @aubclark]

@Mackenzie860 It exudes Adam and Matt energy too

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

His lawyer said that at trial he won’t be taking the stand.

[Sidney Haren @sidney_haren]

wow the season finale of the Trump presidency is actually so incredibly on brand

[Kaili Joy Gray @KailiJoy]

When Democrats lost in 2016, they knitted pink hats and donated to Planned Parenthood.

[Aubrey @aubclark]

@HEYKRISTINHERE WHAT! Like they just let people do that AND DONT SAY ANYTHING

[Aubrey @aubclark]

@HEYKRISTINHERE There’s just so many things wrong with this

[Aubrey @aubclark]

@HEYKRISTINHERE What the fuck

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

in the nfl does someone’s mom still have to provide orange slices and/or capri suns for the whole team or do they have to bring their own snacks

[WIRED @WIRED]

This is the first-ever footage of a live giant squid in U.S. waters. The squid is most likely a juvenile, measuring about 12 feet long. Filming one has been called the "holy grail of natural cinematography."

This is how researchers pulled it off: https://t.co/Uf2TJFU09f

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

mask on
ass up
that’s the way i like to... prevent the spread of a wildly contagious and fatal pathogen

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

The U.S. Attorney’s Office, Department of Justice and FBI make a rare disclosure that they’ve been investigating death of Elijah McClain since last year https://t.co/f7DWM8Mnvq

[Christian Harris @chrxstianh__]

For all of my “All Lives Matter” Christians:

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Laughing at this whole thread for some reason

[ty @tygrswrld]

did you know that if we cut the us military budget in half, we’d have enough money to completely eradicate homelessness in the US while still having well over 200 billion dollars left to improve quality of life for us, & WOULD STILL HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE MILITARY IN THE WORLD