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i make jokes at inappropriate times.

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i’m catching up on @MyFavMurder and @KarenKilgariff just said, “i feel like the phrase ‘everyone is obsessed with it’ is my indicator that i don’t like it” and i’ve never been more sure that i truly am a karen.

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when you’re in hawaii and watching football and your husband chooses the @VancityReynolds beer. #liquidcompass #yardhouse

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@KarenKilgariff just casually passing through your hometown.

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@KarenKilgariff what is a hamburger hotel and where can i book my stay?

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@KarenKilgariff just want you to know you’re fucking amazing. ❤️

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@SouthwestAir i'm desperately trying to get on an earlier flight today but everytime i go to "modify flight" i get an error. 😡

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IDGAF about the #boyscouts. my state is literally on fire and @rosemcgowan is getting blocked for calling out harassers. focus, people.

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@FallonTonight look what you made me do, you've just given me the flu, i'm just wrapped up in a blanket & i'm feeling kinda blue #FallSongs

[Andrew Jerell Jones, Luke 1:37 (BlueSky too now) @sluggahjells]

Jemele Hill is held to a higher standard for her online behavior than the current President of the United States. Just think about that.

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

View from inside Disneyland of the Anaheim Hills fire in CA. Evacuations were ordered along the Riverside Freeway https://t.co/5xiEwh6gvd

[Legal Defense Fund @NAACP_LDF]

Reminder: NFL players are protesting racial injustice & police brutality (as they should). Not our troops, the Flag, or the National Anthem.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

5 years ago, I was shot in an attempt to stop me from speaking out for girls' education. Today, I attend my first lectures at Oxford.

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today SUCKS. i'm grateful i was able to witness @tompetty and his genius in person at #bottlerock this summer.

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so, real talk here for a sec. why isn't the #LasVegasShooting being considered a terrorist attack?

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it's days like today where i hate the world and wonder what kind of place we're creating. everything i can offer is with #lasvegas today.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Care. Love. Be outraged. Be devastated. Just don’t give up. The world needs good humans today.

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oh twitter world, you know i can’t stay away.

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@SouthwestAir why do you make it so hard to change my name on my rapid rewards account?! help.

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fertility is lonely. but it doesn't have to be. https://t.co/05owSPnaAj via @CatapultStory

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when you can't sleep because you're replaying that moment from last week when you put your foot in your mouth. #anxiety #sociallyawkward