estrogenized eggplant

≈ 24 ± 2 🏳️‍⚧️🔞

i dont curate my follows well (at cap)
turn off my retweets

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey don’t freak out, i know u can hear my voice in ur head it’s all good just listen to me okay im trying to read someone else’s mind in this cafe but ur thoughts are so fucking loud i genuinely cant hear anything else so im gonna need u to just think about nothing for a bit okay

[Emmy! SFW Edition @DummyEmmy_]

Wife started gently rubbing my forehead knowing it's a physical trigger for me, so as soon as my eyelids were getting heavier and my speech was slurring she just said "That's right, there are no thoughts in that brain~ Gotta wash it down~" and I yelped.

I'm fucked.

[Caline @Callioleak]

fuck the hand that pets you

[alexpsander 🦐 @transecco]

eating an apple and this is all i can think about

[Lizabeth @iturqueen1]

Playful bunny #loveanddeepspace #loveanddeepspacefanart #xavier

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

how it feels to be a girl

[Catworm كاثرين @Cat_the_worm]

my gf (a fellow birder) got pissed at me for pointing out a wren during sex once, and she refuses to let me live it down. So I can safely say that during is unfortunately not the right the move. I still struggle with ignoring bird songs when we're in a tent...

[깡 @Kkang_guilt]

#RoboVenom

[Hyp3nny🍥 @Hyp3nny]

Well...thank you confused people ^^

[Imogen Peach ♡ @NotoriousPeach]

once i was at a party and this girl walked in, IMMEDIATELY locked eyes with my titties and said “wow i didn’t realize you had that much boobage to work with” and all my autistic ass could think to say was “it’s a relatively recent development”

[ventMaxxing @ventMaxxing]

girl who compliments me until my mind goes blank and shuts down from the affection so that she can have her way with her pretty doll and it won't be able to so much as lift a finger against her >>>

[sedate snail @sedatesnail]

Customer: I'd like chicken and fries please
Nando's: ah sorry, can't do that
C: you're out of fries?
N: no, we have fries
C: out of chicken?
N: we've got chicken too
C: so... can I have chicken and fries?
N: no
C: why not?
N: ah you must be looking for Ando's, they're next door

[marce the swag 🔞 @marcetheswag]

body stuff

[turbomander @turbomander]

two wizards sharing a spell slot from one wand to another like this

[I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby]

LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS

[InkArtlab @InkArtlab]

HEHE