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[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

James Corden admits he didn’t really mind whether Smithy ended up with Sonia or Nessa at the end of ‘Gavin and Stacey’.

“The most important thing was my character became the main character,” he told reporters

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[chloe @chloesfilm]

how it feels to be congested and have a headache

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

we've strayed so far from perfection

[jo @auberjeans]

I’m convinced frankie valli is an animatronic

[👽cat lady @imavenusgirl]

LMAO CLOCK ITTT!!!!

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

rip aragorn you would’ve loved sending arwen romantic tweets about horses

[Feanor @nimgaladh]

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[jo @auberjeans]

@sdcat404 vape > silk?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING NEWS: The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001–2003) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after marathoning the extended editions for the 200th time

[elliot @ECous24]

This has made my year, bunch of fucking losers

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[libby @evenstvr]

it is not a good afternoon because if it was a good afternoon i’d be having my 3-5pm nap in rivendell

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Katie Price handed £250 fine after being found guilty of murdering five people in West Sussex

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Hmm I wonder which is better, either a man having a minimally invasive 20 min vasectomy under local anaesthetic that comes with a recovery time of 1 day or a woman having major abdominal surgery under general anaesthetic that takes a month to recover from. Impossible to say!

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Olivia Colman says she hates how proud some people are about not liking fizzy drinks.

“Well done on being boring,” she said

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Just voted.