Distressed College Student

Corrupt and selfish
Cold-hearted and spineless

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

I don’t like Yungblud’s voice. There I said it.

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

You ever just waste an hour of your study time trying to prove to your professor that your grade is incorrect?

My Twitter will strictly be me complaining about college from now on. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Tilian @tilianpearson]

After feeling symptoms over the weekend, I felt it necessary this morning to announce I have tested positive for diarrhea

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@Zak_LaGuardia @Frontporchstep (Not arguing) I grew up catholic and I was taught that if you truly believe in God and ask for forgiveness, you will be accepted into heaven. Interesting that different Catholics are taught to believe different things.

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

How do I let the UPS man know how truly sorry I am for making him come here every day?

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

Does anyone have a song that they never liked but Spotify keeps auto playing it and you skip it every time but it still ended up on your top 100 of the year anyways *cough* I think I’m OKAY by mgk and ... *cough* check my pinned tweet.... bye

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@mblvkice @PostMalone my exact thoughts 😂 I was like bro this ain't a question

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

How is it that I buy a textbook for almost three hundred dollars and then the best offer I can find for selling it is THIRTY DOLLARS WHAT

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

Im in the top 0.5% of MGK’s spotify listeners this year. Don’t tell them i listen to him equally as much on Soundcloud and YouTube 😳😂 #colsonimyournumberonefan

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@ClavLip

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

Nothing feels better than the big smile that crosses my face after that first sip of coffee

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@maggotlyss fill me in pls its deleted

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

There are about 4 inches of snow on the ground and it's still falling. I will be putting up Christmas decorations now.

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

I never claimed to be smart

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@scumxxangel Yo I wish someone would send me some of those

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@ClavLip Kristi Noem is my hero

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

I was wearing a Brent Walsh shirt yesterday and then someone asked me what my shirt was and of course I did the whole look at my shirt like I didn’t dress myself that morning and then I went wide eyed and was like... wait why tf am I wearing this...

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@ClavLip Lost that too. Can’t seem to find it anywhere. And yes I looked under the bed.

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

@nagrom_bl Thanks. Don’t get used to it.

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

Wait why do I have so many followers

[Distressed College Student @aubreylip]

I’m done with social media ✌🏼