aubri

pathological people pleaser

[aubri @aubri355]

me: "the leaves are so pretty"
andrew: "you know what else is pretty?"
me: "what"
andrew: "my soul"

[Kelce Brothers @kelcebrothers]

Congratulations Taylor & Travis!!! 🥂

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

We are the Philadelphia Phillies and we approve this message.

🗳️ https://t.co/cdVTjmanhF

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Cristopher Sánchez now holds one of the top 5 ALL-TIME longest consecutive scoreless innings streaks in @MLB history 🤯

@Toyota x #RingTheBell

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 HISTORY FOR SANCHIE 🚨

Cristopher Sánchez now holds the Phillies franchise record for consecutive scoreless innings at 41.2!

@Toyota x #RingTheBell

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

the Mets just gave up an inside the park grand glam

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Bryce said let's go BACK-TO-BACK 💥

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

IT'S A MULTI-HOMER GAME FOR MV3

[Grace Del Pizzo @GraceDelPizzo]

Rob Thomson finished out his Phillies career with a record of 355-270. His .568 winning percentage was the best in Phillies history (min. 320 games).

Something definitely had to give… but I think history will eventually be kind to Thomson. @OnPattison

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

Man, this stinks.

I don’t think people realize just how savvy Rob was when it came to the business of people, specifically leading people.

Never saw a coach publicly sacrifice himself more to protect his players, in an attempt to handle things professionally and privately.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Turned on the Schwheels and tied up this game

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

CANT EVEN ENJOY THE METS 12 GAME LOSING STREAK BECAUSE THE PHILLIES ARE RIGHT BEHIND THEM!!!!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

FELIX REYES WELCOME TO THE SHOW

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Annnnnd we're back!

#RingTheBell

[space & chill 🌔🪐☄️ @astro_bram]

my Dad said , "Forcing the Artemis crew to speak with Donald Trump was part of a NASA training exercise to prepare future astronauts for encounters with less intelligent life forms.."

i couldn't agree more....

[maria ⋆˙⟡₊˚⟡˙♡ @3am_darling]

today is 332 days since Halsey has released any music. her last release was “Hand That Feeds” with Amy Lee last May.

528 days since Halsey released The Great Impersonator.

@ColumbiaRecords let Halsey release music. this is unfair to not only her, but her fans as well!!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BRYCE'S TURN!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

SCHWARBOMB TO THE SECOND DECK!

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.