Aubrie Johnson

It's capitalism! All the way down!

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

Why is CharacterAI acting like it wants to break up but doesn't want to be the bad buy

[Nitrix (Bloodthirsty Edition) @Nitrix79]

CharacterAI+. So they removed all of the models except the new ones. Then they brought back the most popular free model after push back but now it’s only around for a limited time and locked behind a paywall when it used to be free. Fuck them. They’re so scummy. They’re such-

[chris kindred @itskindred]

They said this back in 2016. That a spirit of resistance would move through us and that the political turmoil would become a pressure that turned us into diamonds. That we would gather in speakeasies and make masterworks that would save us. You know what actually happened?

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@pdxchris503 @CapitalOne Four days now. They're not even answering the phone. Pretty frustrating

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@morgancrawf My ex would "threaten" to hit the club with the boys anytime I didn't let him stay the night, but sent and deleted a dozen texts every time I'd go out with a friend until I dumped him. Any time we weren't joined at the hip = abuse

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@BrandonLBradfor @fuzzygreysocks The deep belly laugh I got from this question. The yawning silence in response. It’s beautiful

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@molly0xFFF They try to “naturally” befriend you over text and then ask you for to help them out of an emergency later on. I’ve gotten four of them over the past year

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Yo, it’s my last day as a staff writer at @TheOnion. I am grateful for the opportunity that I got to learn so much and work with such talented, smart people. I am not grateful for the dork-ass herb CEO of G/O media @JimSpanfeller. Here’s a thread of headlines I wrote that I love:

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@stevie_mat he sounds like a liability tbh

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@Dreadful4Tymes Put it in rice

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@IamCarthaginian @MrSuci0 https://t.co/VEU52u2CIv

[Black Therapist 💕 @NicoleLewisLCSW]

1. Black therapists are held to a different standard.
2. Evidenced-based treatment may not be based on evidence regarding Black people.
3. If insurance companies didn’t require a diagnosis to pay for therapy, many people would not have a diagnosis.
4. Working with the wrong therapist could make your mental health worse.
5. Individual therapy for children may not work if parents don’t attend family therapy.
6. A lot of people are using MH terms to manipulate others.
7. Therapists need to embrace clients who self diagnose, as this is helpful in identifying what their needs are.
8. Just because someone manipulates you, doesn’t mean they are narcissistic.
9. ALL of your emotions are valid. Learning what to do when you experience them is important.
10. Relapse is part of your journey and that’s okay. You can try again.
11. CBT is not everything grad school told us it would be.
12. There are A LOT of racist therapists.
13. Doctors are not doing enough MH screening when seeing patients.
14. It makes no sense that therapists can’t work with clients outside of their state if they don’t have a license there.
15. You can fire your therapist and therapists can fire you.
16. You can pray and see a therapist.
17. Falling for your therapist is super common so please don’t be ashamed of that.
18. There are way too many therapists who have not gone to therapy.
19. There are several tech companies selling your mental health data when you work with some of the big telehealth platforms.

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@spichael @EathanMertz @ask_aubry Why are you begging this hard for us to see more of the bitter weirdo, spichael? You’re putting in so much effort. Does he even know you exist

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@la_geofeminista you're FREE

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@BrandonLBradfor Are garbage disposals...*not* full of blades?

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@Million2RC @CreativeChris88 @DapperDomo Hard to feel like you're dealing with an equal partnership when you're feeding and picking up after them like he's a surly teenager. "Build a boo" is for those men who want to be respected and babied at the same time. It doesn't embarrass you how infantilizing that is?

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@salmattos I come on here after months of avoiding the disgraced bird app and the first tweet I see is a reasonable Cait Sith take. Thank god

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@BrandonLBradfor No lmao

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@ingloriousgigi Asexuality isn’t the problem. The problem is that asexuals aren’t Christian. Leaving out the fact that a lot of ace people *are* Christian, you’re a sinner for choosing not to adhere to the status quo and breed like the rest of the mares. Or something

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

@mon7385 @kkovid_19 @ladymysticalwmn @thecindynoir Does gay mean something different for you than it does for the rest of us or

[Aubrie Johnson @aubrieintheopen]

I guess it’s not that weird to hear yts say “happy Juneteenth” when we all say “happy [insert end of violent, traumatic wartime here]” multiple times a year without missing a beat