AubDog

too lit to quit: how to never give up

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@silverfoxbob31 April 29th… the perfect day to make New Year’s resolutions

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@OTZ1LLA Cake sucks. Decorating cake rules 🤘

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@silverfoxbob31 You can kindly go fuck yourself, my friend.

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@GodinezIvey The accidental taste of bug spray is the ultimate evil

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@GodinezIvey I love u

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Most of my burps are two syllables

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared: The Musical

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Cold weather 😡 no

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@PhillyD https://t.co/kbearbXLtu

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Again… this tweet did not age well at all.

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Pangea 2020 let’s all hold hands #MyDrunkTweetOfTheYear

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@NEHumaneSociety

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

I’m in a bad mood, not being mean to people or irritable bad mood, it’s more like a I’m just pretty positive it’s going to suck to live on earth in 20 years and that’s bumming me out bad mood

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@Masturbaetis Have some respect

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@Masturbaetis His name is Robert Paulson dude

[SlappyJack @SlappyJack]

@aubrigeneva @zillowgonewild Welcome to my awesome studio space in my parents home. I see you've already noticed my exhibitionist shitter.

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@zillowgonewild But wait

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

@em___taylor @solomongeorgio This also made me laugh and cry. And then my husband and I had a moment of silence for the “meme god” as I cried. Peace and love ❤️

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

https://t.co/JSYRoEueEC

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

#NewProfilePic

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

After 288 days, I regret to inform you that @OTZ1LLA has finally noticed my profile picture.

[trevor @OTZ1LLA]

@aubrigeneva nice profile pic 🥸

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

https://t.co/5NQn0By7j1

[AubDog @aubrigeneva]

Day 21 and @OTZ1LLA has not confronted me about my new profile pic. Success brothers