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[piss girl @xtsygirll]

can my bitchass get a miracle

[੯‧̀͡⬮ zhu beilin @coIormetrue]

fake hashtagger i would have said #addicting

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[Black Bitch @chipandpepp]

i’m gon get help i talked to the lady

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

at tj maxx if your card declines they let you pay with your body

[Brady @pebbut]

Just saw the fat one from Alvin and the Chipmunks panhandling on the side of the road I drove through a puddle and splashed him

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

After two cutwaters I’m taking the tampon out.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

scrolling twitter going 60 mph

[Lip-synch @Etchingskin]

Summer

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

I wish I was Dominican or Nigerian (unable to feel empathy and shame)

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[angel @angelshit]

I have decided to #LetGo #SummerOfSurrender

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[g @34rths]

There are only so many tomorrows So do whatever you want NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hunter @3gpmh]

get on top of me so i feel like a pressed flower in a book