OneCrankyBitch

Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Being told you pour a beautiful Guinness by a Guinness drinker is a different kind of flex 👌🏼

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

I just want legging and hoodie weather

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Guys that like cats 👌🏼

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Me talking to Nash: I know you’ll settle down once I relax but unfortunately that’s not gonna happen so I’m sorry

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

It sure is cold being a whore

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Why are there so many videos of alligators and crocodiles on my newsfeed 🤷🏼‍♀️

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Something about a bald man owning a barber shop just doesn’t sit right right me 😅

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Almost 60 years old acting like a god damn toddler 🙄

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

My favorite weather 🥰⛈️

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

I could eat French fries every day

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Someone said Nash was “drippin” because of his carhartt harness and I’ve never felt so old 😅

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

It’s the what if’s for me

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Well let’s hope I did that right 😅

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Right guy, wrong timing. Wrong guy, right timing.
No guy, me timing. 👌🏼

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

I hope you care. Cause I fucking do.

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

I can make just about any situation awkward 😂

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

The days when Dunkin is spot on 👌🏼😋

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

Teachers that warm up fish in the teachers lounge 🤢

[OneCrankyBitch @aubry_16]

New pillows are the besttt 🥰