Aubs

[fae⚧️ @grassfay]

you just get put in gifted and talented with no accommodations

[Dante @JVR405]

Rural Oklahomans never ceases to amaze me. You wouldn’t even have a community if it weren’t for Oklahoma COUNTY shielding you all. They think they’re carrying on their great grandfathers legacy from the dust bowl era by voting no on state minimum wage increases.

Miss me with the “its gonna make everything go up” bullshit

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

someone else replied to an email before I had to do it myself

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

There's nothing wrong with your CV, people are just hiring their friends and families. People have connections and you don't.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

the reason minneapolis and st. paul get to be called "the twin cities" but dallas and ft. worth don't is because texans have yet to discover the concept of feeling kinship with other human beings

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

me on someone me on my birthday
else's birthday

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

sense of urgency gap relationship

[Aubs @aubry_quick]

so basically the show has just become morman propaganda. i’m not falling for it. #dwts

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[ms shawarma @glokkinmyari]

getting told i “lack empathy” when i’ve been a super empath my whole
life is hilarious to me 😭