Aubrey Rose

[Sarah Jones @onesarahjones]

The parental rights movement actively threatens the safety and wellbeing of children and by extension, democracy itself: https://t.co/kGW6sVSh7v

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh I just got one at Nordstrom. It’s polyester probably but not shiny. My body is fairly normal.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

My child just scolded me for not yelling go birds loud enough.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh Um no

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh How can the texture of the marshmallow be too soft? It’s supposed to be melted!

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh Correct.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh I light my marshmallow on fire as is my god given right as an American.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh Those aren’t s’mores those are bad mallomars.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

there are no litter buckets in classrooms except in one case where they are there to account for one of the predictable consequences of a society saturated in easily obtained guns. https://t.co/3Vsi55Sc7E

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh They stacked a tres leches cake. An abomination.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh Correct. Top to bottom soggy trash.

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@sarawthouttheh I described the pizza round as “a war crime”. Graham left the room in disgust. Baked beans had me cackling.

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

this is 100% how this should be understood. the carriers are already beginning to to hold the economy hostage to get their way and the GOP has accordingly stepped in with legislation to impose a contract on the workers

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

that time Piers Morgan had on someone he thought would be an easy target to berate live on air, but instead he got utterly destroyed and humiliated by him. "You look like honey-glazed gammon." lmao

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Hey everyone! If you have ever asked "what can I do to help trans rights," I have something.

Biden's title IX change protecting trans people in schools is open comment for 4 more days!

It is FLOODED by TERF comments.

GO MAKE A COMMENT IN SUPPORT!

https://t.co/Y4pKrC5FJr

[John Bull @garius]

On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for an attack on an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.

As the attack developed, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:

A massacre.

He decided to act. /1 🧵

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

re-upping this for no reason at all https://t.co/K2dDXxOAsO

[Susan Sarandon @SusanSarandon]

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Again we live in a media environment that repeatedly blames relatively powerless frontline workers for larger systematic failures. If you wake up in the morning and find yourself blaming a $58,000 a year worker for social failures please, ask yourself: what the fuck am I doing??

[Aubrey Rose @aubsdotcom]

@afoulowl Huh