Ms. Glazie 📚

Never Eat Soggy Waffles

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

Riddle me this, math majors: how does one Oreo turn into 4 so quickly

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

@nearpod @shelby_tennant I appreciate you, you marvelous teacher :') and most of all for always listening to my stories about teaching

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

DO YOU EVER JUST GET THE COPS CALLED ON YOU BECAUSE YOUR GAME OF UNO GETS A LITTLE TOO COMPETITIVE ???!!!

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

@nearpod I will be using Nearpod with Flocabulary videos because I've noticed my students respond INCREDIBLY well to musical learning. And, let's face it--my rapping is just a liiiiittle too cringy for them (trust me, I've tried).

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

a couple of my 6th graders just rick rolled me in their class presentation about ancient Japan :') #proudteacher

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Sure, our time is fraught with dRaMa—but what era wasn’t? At least we have modern medicine, internet, and sports named after my favorite foods (lookin at you, pickleball). I just feel like I was meant for this time, and I’m grateful to be alive here and now. #givethanks

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I am grateful for my one true sister and the evolution of the term sister > saster > sashler > chasler > chancellor > any combination of the sounds “ch” “er” and whatever comes between
#givethanks

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

Listen, I don’t care how cynical you are—sincere notes from children with their wonky handwriting and atrocious spelling are absolutely scientifically proven to make anyone with a literal beating heart sob

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Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (2/2)
Always A Tentacled Monster In The Body Of Water You Fall Into So Just Expect It”-AAEBM
“Luke’s Daddy Issues”-AAEBM
“Never Trust A Guy With A Name Like ‘Lando’”-AAEBM
“What Exactly Is The Science Happening Here When Han S. Is Frozen”-AAEBM

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1/2)
“Is It Technically Wrong If They Don’t Actually Know They’re Siblings” - an academic essay by me
“What Is The Obsession With People Cutting Off Each Others’ Arms In The Star Wars Movies” - and academic essay by me
“There Is Literally

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@clairecniels it’s when aliens build lots of robots and fight each other with magic and fire swords

[Ms. Glazie 📚 @aubsglaz]

Currently having two conversations, one on insta and one via text, with the same person, talking about Crocs in both. Welcome to April 2020, folks