DarksideOfTheSpectrum

Dumb luck and smart decisions

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

All the people in here talking about, “real work is more rewarding anyway.”, whole time it’s literally mowing lawns and putting in plants with Mexicans all day in the heat for rich people. That shits gonna pay like 50k max and they’re gonna be working old boy like Catcher Freeman

[SatStacker @SizeStacker]

19 year old at my job making 70k quits to go do landscaping because he "just couldn't do this anymore"

Good luck to him tbh

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

Seeing shit like this and working a blue collar job makes you feel like there’s really two different spheres in life. I’m expected to work rain or shine and never miss a day with no healthcare and these fuckers are the ones that own the houses and expect that consistency

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[pk @augmolt]

“I need to take medicine to make my cock and balls work. I take pictures at the mall cocktail bar. I’m a MAN!”

faggot

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

@afrocosmist Perc kicking in watching girlfriend do dishes (I made the mess)

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[jos @josiahhughes]

19-year-old who can't form sentences out loud: Animal Collective lowkey sounds like a car commercial

43-year-old HR lady who paid $1200 for a SXSW lanyard in 2015: none of this is accurate, take it from someone who Was There™

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

That suspicious moment when you’re either about to achieve greatness or kill yourself 🤩🤩

[Paralegal Activity @guchi_luke]

"Normal" Sheeple: New York City is run by the man on the right.

Schizotypal Bigots: New York City is run by the man in the middle.

The Mental Elite: New York City is run by the man on the left.

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

The CIA’s doing numbers rn with those spicy bowls and koolaid pineapple spears I swear to god

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

Ain’t no way homeboys smoking on some slap n tickle be so fr right now

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

A buddy hooked me up today.

I would prefer to go to a dispensary in Wisconsin.

I would prefer to add to our economy, jobs and tax base.

But, Republicans don’t want us to have nice things.

Cannabis bad.

Alcohol, rape, pedophilia and Jesus schools good.

Fuck the @WisGOP 🖕

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@RickyThreePeat I had a pax3 and I was pushing that thing to its limit trying to get a decent sesh out. It felt wasteful after a certain point. I feel like as a daily smoker I need a vaporizer I can take a couple of fat rips off of real quick not something I have to sip on for a while.

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@RickyThreePeat Ball vape is endgame look into the ruby twist I go through a gram of concentrate every 2 - 3 days and it puts me on my ass

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@RickyThreePeat When it comes to the pocket vapes I’ve never tried the dynavap but I’ve heard people say it can hit like a truck if you get it dialed in. I would say it’s worth a go. Unfortunately most pocket vapes don’t really get me high at an efficient rate in my experience.

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@sativapeachgod That’s a pre roll from the flowery

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@Cewpins I don’t think anything’s touching a ball bale anytime soon

[DarksideOfTheSpectrum @aucistic]

@jakebrodes This unlocked memories in me like a sleeper cell agent