Audrey

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

It hurts so bad it eventually goes numb

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@GuanajuatoJack Same

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

One month difference and I’m throwing up and crying

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@emmattingly1 He said thank you, he’ll send his W-2’s on over

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Colter got a big boy high chair and I’m throwing up. Next he’ll be doing his taxes.

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@LexiCozatl Ok I’m sorry but do you wanna get matching moo moo gowns

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Alcohol just doesn’t do anything for me anymore. Three twisted teas and mamaw is ready to put her moo moo and slippers on and call it an evening.

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@BuschBeer Petition for custom cans so I can put her smile on a can

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Not to jinx it, but Colter’s been napping for two hours and usually he naps for like a long blink so this is great…. Slept through the dogs barking, me dropping an entire iced coffee, and me saying every profanity known to man. I like today.

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Never knew what pure joy was until my son started smiling at me in the morning when he saw me. 🥲

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@itsPeyton__

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@LN_Cech I accidentally did a sober 9 months one time. Well it was more like 8 it were honest. Only thing I learned was how to treat hemorrhoids

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Me lmaooooo

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Finally worked to the nerve to watch a video of a csection…. They mf violated my ass 😂🥲

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

Colter slept from 8 pm to 2:30 am and I’m so excited about it and haven’t slept that long consecutively in awhile that I can’t go back to sleep. Nice!

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

the feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

I feel worse than a man with a cold so you know it’s bad

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

@mariacasillasro I gave in and got it

[Audrey @aud_futuree]

If I were to download BeReal at this stage in my life every single picture would be me holding my infant and him crying and me crying back