Audrey Jacobsen

No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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One of my patients just called me a “reoccurring nightmare”, and I think I’m going to start using that from now on

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Our defense is absolutely collapsing

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Me staying up all night watching USA vs Paraguay highlights

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The Universe is an absolute sicko. Making Nebraska fans believe our suffering was over after the Vandy 3 rimmed out only to get our hearts ripped out by freaking Iowa in the Sweet 16.

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If you aren’t living for the Kent Pavelka calls for the end of these games I don’t have time for you

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Me to the woman next to me at the stoplight who just hit repeat on “Manchild”

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Just horrific shot selection by Nebraska the last 3 minutes of this game. Instead of working the ball and the clock, just chucking up 3’s

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“You know a lot of these players weren’t even alive the last time Miami won a national championship in 2001” 🫠😭 babe what do you mean?! That was 10 years ago right?!

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@ColbyDolan89 @RobinWashut And more quad 1 wins than anyone (I think)

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How do the Bears keep doing this??!!

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I love watching snow playoff football…from my couch in AZ in 75 degree weather

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CJ Stroud is addicted to picks holy smokes

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What if Nebrasketball never loses again?

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Basketball school

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I’m having more fun watching this Nebrasketball team this season than I have the last 15 of Nebraska football.

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Miami BULLIED Ohio State. The CFP committee are lickin their chops.

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Without EJ this offense is abysmal

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Pop Tart bowl rocks every year

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NYT connections really out here trying to ruin my Christmas

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I love these Oregon uniforms

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NOT DEAD YET!!!!