jam/jine doe (recently revived)

I am like if you ordered a person from wish dot com
they/them

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

I think my sister is entitled to government compensation for having to put up with me

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

This just in: the grossest person you know passed their food safety certification!

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@srylackofsleep Ahhh you look so good!!!

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

no thoughts, just crab rangoon taco

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

The masculine urge to let my hair grow out and do absolutely nothing with it

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

The first draft of my book took me a year, the second draft took six months. At this rate the next draft will take three months, then six weeks, then three weeks, then 10 days, 5 days, and on and on

[jubby @jemainesclement]

i think laszlo would respect my they/them pronouns but he would call me They like it's my name

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ A POT of tea. I meant a pot. Which I guess is a lot

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ It's the opposite of crazy my man a lot of tea solves all problems

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

Moon is in Taurus AND there was a lunar eclipse on that same full moon??? No wonder I'm thriving my sky best friend is looking out for me bless her 💖

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

I am s e v e n chapters away from this draft being finished I'm eating my furniture I'm jumping in the lake I'm throwing my bedding out the window

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@NotCigar_ No hold on- high school boys should just be banned. In general

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ High school boys should be banned from many public places

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ @chi_urbanist I AM PAINFULLY AWARE OF THIS FACT

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

Should never have moved out the nearest Arby's is 3.6 miles away and now I'm vehicle-less this SUCKS

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ The devil works hard but succession edit makers work harder

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@busybee2526 UGH and lately I've been feeling like I built my character all wrong only it won't let me reset and start over for some reason???

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ Getting more and more nervous about pizza night my guy

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

Sorry I can't hang out today, I promised myself I'd walk into the woods and scream. Yeah, it's gonna be all day. No yeah, I'll probably fall to my knees and claw at the mud a bit so I'll need a shower, and then it'll be too late to go out. Call me next week!

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

@NotCigar_ Don't you DARE do this to us on pizza night

[jam/jine doe (recently revived) @audaciousapple]

A lot of people think the scariest part of The Blair Witch Project is the witch but that's actually just a common misconception! The scariest part of that movie is the film students