Ty Harris

A producer, song writer, father, husband and the better looking of the Harris clan. #RP #OUAT #CougarEthnographer

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

[Has the cutest kids in the world.]

[Joanna A. Harris @WinsomeMentor]

{Has died twice from the cuteness overload.}

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

[Gets up early and gathers all his kids to take to his mother’s house with him, letting @WinsomeMentor sleep and leaving a card for Mother’s Day with an all expense paid spa day for her.]

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

I resent that. Leave that boy alone. He’s growing.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Wha? Why? I'm ready for war now! [sucks her teeth] Yeah he's fine, eating me outta house and home when he not leaving funky socks lying around like you used to.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Yeah well you gonna have to let it sit until we’re sure. [sighs] How’s Henry doing by the way? He’s still jumping between baseball and football?

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Shit we can solve this problem in 30 minutes. Just let me get Lucille first.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Oh no doubt. Just waiting on the go ahead.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Say less. Then it's time to kill him.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Been did that. She went right back

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Why you ain't tell me before now?! I'm gonna kick his ass until he realizes he needs to go be with an actual punching bag!

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Yup. [answers the first question.] She said they got into an argument and he shoved her shoulder but I think it was more than that.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

She's still with his rude ass?! She lied to me- Did he do something to her?

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Michael. Remember the last dinner at Ma’s house? She brought him there and Ma cussed him out about her manners.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

That you are. [her laughing suddenly stops] Wait a minute. What dude?

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

I may be slow but I won’t stupid. [laughs] I spoke to her the other day. Still dealing with that dude. I’m tired of fighting for her so, I’m here when she��s ready.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

[snorts] And like a smart man you unloaded the clip. I might convince Janet to pop out on before we get too old. I'm in my prime teaching years right now.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

[Laughs] Yeah right. The way my wife dropped me off at the clinic for a vasectomy after that last one. Shiiittt. Told me I better not come around her with a loaded weapon again.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Awe and I remember when each one of 'em got here...You coulda had just one more though so I could've molded a golf player too.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Yep and TJ is 9. Ain’t no babies in that house no more.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Man. [sniffles] Time flew. Henry 14, Lilly 13. FACK we're old!

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

[Laughs] Yeah okay. I already know that one gonna be a problem. Lilly starting too. You know she’ll be 13 this year

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Good! He's getting good and strong for the upcoming season, don't deprive that boy of proper nourishment. I'ma teach him how to take your cornbread next.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

He act like he 46. That’s grown man in a little boy body. He asked his grandma for neck bones and rice the other day.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Crazy how? He's FIVE.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Cause that boy crazy man. But I blame his mama

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Aye watch how you talk about my nephew. That complex is gonna help him be one of the best running backs in the country. [Laughs along] But seriously, how you hiding from a 5 year old?

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Nah for real. [Laughs] Julian run that household tho. I be hiding in my studio. I think he has a napoleon complex.

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Mhm. See. That's why you need to keep your concern in your own household with all them kids running around.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

I…oh. That was lesbian humor. Damn I’m slipping. My bad

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

[gags] NOT THAT KIND OF PIE

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Tell mama to make you one

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

You let it go Elsa. I miss that pie....

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Let it go sis

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

I mean it too!

I'm sounding the alarm every night till I get one.

Unless you're too chicken to come back out.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

You good?

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Scared? Never. That isn't part of my genetic makeup....

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

How sway

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

That's the queen, it's different.

[Ty Harris @AudaciousPlug]

Cause I know how you get around beautiful women

[Cinnabon Swan @IvoryCavalier]

Excuse you. How you figure?