Audrey🌻

I’m not a regular CVICU nurse, I’m a COOL CVICU nurse.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

@raquellibre NO

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

@raquellibre I’m just gonna comment this on her FB post. What’s the worst that could happen?

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

In 2020, Aaron Judge's girlfriend (now wife), Samantha Bracksieck, was arrested for extreme DUI in Arizona. Administered two breathalyzer tests at the police station, her readings of .169 and .181 were both far higher than Judge's 2024 World Series batting average of .133.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

😭😭

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

If you can’t even spell chromosome you probably shouldn’t be talking about it sis.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

“ALEXA PLAY BOOTY WORK BY TPAIN”

- my 2 year old 😂

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Joe Biden has been dumped from the Love Island villa.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

If a man ever tells you that I’m crazy just believe him. 😂😂

[nico @NicosTwtAccount]

Gonna start saying “this is going to ruin the tour” as a response to every slight inconvenience in my life

[serious adjacent (derogatory) @banelekay]

realising my worth

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

Potty training is fucking STUPID.

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

do yall feel the heat outside 😭 its the gates of hell opening bc its gemini season

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

@raquellibre The coochie witch doctor.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

What @swoonganz said.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

@raquellibre No because you’re going back to the night shift life and will be sleeping in your spare time.

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

Few things make me happier than seeing a gym full of moms moving some serious weight. ☺️

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

The girlies *nurses* are fighting. 😬

[Audrey🌻 @auddddreyj]

THIS.

[PA-C Life @PA_C_Life]

I can’t emphasize how important the preoperative “you are going to have pain after surgery” discussion is